Don’t get married ‘til you’re 30. Play laser tag at least once a week. Give as many high-fives as you’re gonna get. Teacup pigs are lady magnets but very hard to care for - not worth the effort. The same goes for dogs and babies. And most importantly, whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.

Don’t get married ‘til you’re 30. Play laser tag at least once a week. Give as many high-fives as you’re gonna get. Teacup pigs are lady magnets but very hard to care for - not worth the effort. The same goes for dogs and babies. And most importantly, whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.

thecube42:

pemsylvania:

I asked my mom why john cena was on the fruity pebbles box and she said “because he’s a fruit”

You can’t vitamin-C me

Vitamin C-na

thecube42:

pemsylvania:

I asked my mom why john cena was on the fruity pebbles box and she said “because he’s a fruit”

You can’t vitamin-C me

Vitamin C-na

cooknut:

perchboo:

ebanji:

boys with pretty eyelashes

image

is that nash grier

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza


they dont make delivery



im hanging up

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza

they dont make delivery

im hanging up

yakfrost:

goals for 2014

  • get hella fit
  • improve art
  • eat healthier
  • do well in school
  • give less fucks
  • get rich

Things out of the above that I have actually done:

-Give less fucks

zackisontumblr:

the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes

distraction:

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

there’s a whole line of shoes on the wire in the back of my school

tacobellgoddess:

 

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

WLT